"The whole nine yards" Dream Experience

JELO yes, my name is Nancy Popienko and i am from the motherland of rusia. My collegue Boris Crushenko will hand you some papers about everything that you need to know about...

"The whole nine yards" - A common and recurring dream. (as seen on this previous post)

What is it? you may ask. Oh yes, i will explain you.

The whole nine yards is a particular dream that 99.2 percent of all male FIUBA students will experience at least once in the many years of study. Es un sueño en el que todas las necesidades basicas, emocionales e intelectuales aparecen resueltas. Las caracteristicas claves son:

• Ya aprobaste Proba
• Te estas por recibir
• Tenes auto
• Vivis solo
  
• Estas saliendo con una mina que es lo mas de lo mas y la relación esta todo mas que bien, va todo sobre ruedas.
  

Of all this key features, the most important is the last one. All Fiuba students can recall the terrible effect of waking up to reality, finding themselves in various situation:

1. Alone in bed
2. Alone in bed and living with their parents
3. Drooling over a church bench on the aula 201
   

Most of them will scream "please, god let me go back". But it is all in vain. After having a dream like this (most of them prefer to call it "a pleasant nightmare") a fiuba student wont be able to carry on with his duties, and from the point of view of study progress, it will be a whole waste of time.

Our group of highly trained russian scientist have come to the conclusion that is due to the hard stress all Fiuba students are under. Its very common that under hard situations the human brain will manifest its whishes and most deep desires in dreams. The best thing to do is try to understand the student and do not push him or torture him to perfom as usual, since many things can go wrong ( he may ditch, curse, spit or ring your neck)

And what about women? Well the universe is so small that we havent been able to come to a conclusion, but we suspect that they might have some sort of recurring dream also.

Well, that is all. Feel free to enjoy the snacks and please stick around 'cause in a couple of day we will discussing a very interesting subject: PFS or Post Fiuba Syndrome.